Has anyone ever given you a lollipop made of glue? Jedediah Murphy does it all the time, and that’s why his wife, Rosie, can’t take her eyes off him. He’ll get in too much trouble if she does. Ever since the day in 1950 when Jed waltzed into her bar, Rosie knew he would turn her life upside down. But Rosie never takes the easy way out of anything — even if it’s a 60-year marriage to a crazy old fool who runs off with peoples’ grocery carts and glues nickels to the floor. A short story inspired by the life and love of my great uncle and great aunt.